| Abbreveation | | description |
| PITA | | Pain In The Arse |
| PRW | | Parents Are Watching |
| PRT | | Party |
| PPL | | People |
| PML | | Piss Myself Laughing |
| PTB | | Please Text Back |
| PAW | | parents are watching |
| PLS | | please |
| PCM | | Please call me |
| PANS | | Pretty awesome new stuff |
| PDOMA | | Pulled directly out of my ass |
| PEBCAK | | Problem exists between chair and keyboard |
| PIMP | | Peeing in my pants |
| PMFJI | | Pardon me for jumping in |
| PMP | | Peeing my pants |
| PO | | Piss off |
| POETS | | Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday |
| PONA | | Person of no account |
| POS | | Parent over shoulder |
| POV | | Point of view |
| PD | | Public Domain |
| PDQ | | Pretty Darn Quick |
| PM | | Personal Message |
| PMIGBOM | | Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth |
| PMJI | | Pardon My Jumping In |
| POOF | | Good-bye |
| PS | | Post Script |
| PU | | That Stinks |
| PZA | | Pizza |
| pwned | | Owned - Much better; "He got pwned by the better player") |
| pwnage | | Ownage - The act of pwning |
| PMPF | | Piss My Pants Funny |
