| Abbreveation | description |
| LOL | Laugh Out Loud |
| AML | All My Love |
| A3 | Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ATK | At The Keyboard |
| ATM | At The Moment |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBS | Be Back Soon |
| BMW | Be My Wife |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BRT | Be Right There |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| B4N | Bye For Now |
| RLR | Earlier |
| FOAD | Fuck Off And Die |
| FC | Fingers Crossed |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| FAQ | Frequently Asked Questions |
| G9 | Genius |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GTH | Go To Hell |
| GG | Good Game |
| G2G | Got To Go |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GR8 | Great! |
| HOAS | Hold On A Sec |
| HUD | How You Doing? |
| IDC | I Don't Care |
| IDK | I Don't Know |
| ILU | I Love You |
| IC | I See |
| ICQ | I Seek You |
| IMHO | In My Honest/humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMOW | In My Own Words |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| JAM | Just A Minute |
| KISS | Keep It Simple, Stupid |
| L8R | Later |
| LMAO | Laugh My Ass Off |
| LDR | Long Distance Relationship |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| M8 | Mate |
| MSG | Message |
| MTE | My Thoughts Exactly |
| NM | Nevermind |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| OIC | Oh I See |
| OMG | Oh My God |
| OTT | Over The Top |
| PITA | Pain In The Arse |
| PRW | Parents Are Watching |
| PRT | Party |
| PPL | People |
| PML | Piss Myself Laughing |
| PTB | Please Text Back |
| ROFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| CU | See You |
| CYA | See Ya |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| STFU | Shut The Fuck Up! |
| 7K | Sick |
| SK8 | Skate |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later |
| TTFN | Ta-ta For Now! |
| TB | Text Back |
| TMB | Text Me Back |
| THX | Thank You |
| 10Q | Thank You |
| TTTT | To Tell The Truth |
| W8 | Wait... |
| WTG | Way To Go! |
| WB | Welcome Back |
| WT | What? |
| WTF | What The Fuck |
| WTH | What The Hell |
| WUF | Where Are You From? |
| U | You |
| UI! | You Idiot! |
| U2 | You Too |
| STATS | Your Sex And Age |
| U4E | Yours For Ever |
| B | Be |
| BCNU | Be Seeing You |
| BTDT | Been There Done That |
| BO | Buzz Off |
| C | See |
| CID | Consider It Done |
| COZ | Because |
| DA | The |
| DYLM | Do You Like Me |
| EZ | Easy |
| FOTFLOL | Falling On The Floor, Laughing Out Loud |
| F2T | Free To Talk |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| HAND | Have A Nice Day |
| HOT4U | Hot For You |
| H8 | Hate |
| IYQ | I Like You |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| K | Okay |
| L8 | Late |
| L8ER | Later |
| LV | Love |
| MMFU | My Mate Fancies You |
| MTFBWU | May The Force Be With You |
| NE | Any |
| NETHNG | Anything |
| NE1 | Anyone |
| NO1 | No One |
| NP | No Problem |
| PAW | Parents Are Watching |
| PLS | Please |
| R | Are |
| RTFM | Read The Fucking Manual |
| RTFI | Read The Fucking Instructions |
| RU | Are You |
| RUOK | Are You Okay |
| SG4IT | Search Google For It |
| SOZ | Sorry |
| SUM1 | Someone |
| THANQ | Thank You |
| TXT BAC | Text Back |
| TYVM | Thank You Very Much |
| URAQT | You Are A Cutie |
| URAS | You Are A Star |
| WAN2 | Want To |
| W | With |
| WO | Without |
| WE | Whatever |
| WKND | Weekend |
| WUD | What You Doing |
| WYGOWM | Will You Go Out With Me |
| XLNT | Excellent |
| Y | Why |
| YR | Why Are |
| UR | Your |
| YYSSW | Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever |
| 1CE | Once |
| 2DAY | Today |
| 2MOR | Tomorrow |
| 2NITE | Tonight |
| 26Y4U | Too Sexy For You |
| YBS | You’ll Be Sorry |
| WUWH | Wish You Were Here |
| WLUMRYME | Will You Marry Me? |
| URT1 | Your Are The One |
| T+ | Think Positive |
| SWALK | Sent With A Loving Kiss |
| SWG | Scientific Wild Guess |
| TMIY | Take Me Im Yours |
| SETE | Smiling Ear To Ear |
| SO | Significant Other |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| PCM | Please Call Me |
| MYOB | Mind Your Own Business |
| KOTL | Kiss On The Lips |
| IOU | I Owe You |
| IUSS | If You Say So |
| GF | Girlfirend |
| BF | Boyfriend |
| EOD | End Of Discussion |
| WRK | Work |
| MO | Moment |
| 2 | To, Two |
| FRM | From |
| LNDN | London |
| OBTW | Oh, By The Way |
| CUL8TR | See You Later |
| BTOBS | Be There Or Be Square |
| SMS | Short Message Service |
| MMS | Multimedia Messaging System |
| GSOH | Good Sense Of Humour (or Good Salary, Own Home) |
| TWT | Twat! |
| TW | Team Work |
| IRC | Internet Relay Chat |
| SWTDRMZ | Sweet Dreams |
| HBTU | Happy Birthday To You |
| WAG | Wild Ass Guess |
| TNTLLAC | Try Not To Look Like A Cock |
| L8RS | Laters |
| THX40 | Thanks For Nothing |
| ROTFLMAO | Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROFLOL | Roll On Floor Lauging Out Loud |
| KHUF | Know How You Feel |
| CWOT | Complete Waste Of Time |
| DXNRY | Dictionary |
| NIFOC | Nude In Front Of The Computer |
| TDTM | Talk Dirty To Me |
| CTN | Can't Talk Now |
| AMF | Adios, Motherfucker! |
| AOB | Abuse Of Bandwidth |
| AYSOS | Are You Stupid Or Something? |
| AYTMTB | And You're Telling Me This Because? |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| 121 | One To One |
| 2BONO | To Be Or Not To Be |
| 2U2 | To You, Too |
| 411 | Info |
| 4EVER | Forever |
| 86 | "out Of" Or "over" Or "to Get Rid Of" |
| AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| ADN | Any Day Now |
| AFAIC | As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell |
| AFU | All Fucked Up |
| AIAMU | And I'm A Monkey's Uncle |
| AISI | As I See It |
| AKA | Also Known As |
| AMBW | All My Best Wishes |
| ANFAWFOW | And Now For A Word From Our Web Sponsor |
| AOAS | All Of A Sudden |
| AOL | Army Of Lamers |
| AP | Apple Pie |
| ASL | Age, Sex, Location? |
| ATST | At The Same Time |
| AWGTHTGT | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again? |
| B4 | Before |
| BB | Bathroom Break |
| BBFBBM | Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel |
| BBIAB | Be Back In A Bit |
| BBIAF | Be Back In A Few |
| BBN | Bye, Bye Now |
| BCBS | Big Company, Big School |
| BDC | Big Dumb Company Or Big Dot Com |
| BDN | Big Damn Number |
| BFD | Big Fucking Deal |
| BG | Big Grin |
| BHOF | Bald Headed Old Fart |
| BIF | Basis In Fact Or Before I Forget |
| BITD | Back In The Day |
| BITMT | But In The Meantime |
| BM | Byte Me |
| BMOTA | Byte Me On The Ass |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| BOT | Back On Topic |
| BR | Bathroom |
| BS | Big Smile |
| BT | Byte This |
| BTA | But Then Again Or Before The Attacks |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On |
| BWDIK | But What Do I Know? |
| BWO | Black, White Or Other |
| BYORL | Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher |
| CP | Cross Post |
| C4N | Ciao For Now |
| CFD | Call For Discussion |
| CFV | Call For Vote |
| CIAO | Goodbye (in Italian) |
| CIS | Compuserve Information Service |
| CMF | Count My Fingers |
| CNP | Continued In My Next Post |
| COFS | Church Of Scientology |
| CRAP | Cheap, Redundant Assorted Products |
| CTC | Choking The Chicken |
| CUZ | Because |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| DAMIFINO | Damn, If I Know |
| DBAU | Doing Business As Usual |
| DD | Due Diligence |
| DDD | Direct Distance Dial |
| DILLIGAD | Do I Look Like I Give A Damn? |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? |
| DILLIGAS | Do I Look Like I Give A Shit? |
| DIY | Do It Yourself |
| DWL | Dying With Laughter |
| DWYM | Does What You Mean |
| DYSTSOTT | Did You See The Size Of That Thing? |
| EG | Evil Grin |
| EMFJI | Excuse Me For Jumping In |
| EOM | End Of Message |
| EOT | End Of Transmission |
| ESO | Equipment Smarter Than Operator |
| EWI | E-mailing While Intoxicated |
| F2F | Flesh To Flesh Or Face To Face |
| FAB | Features, Attributes, Benefits |
| FAI | Frequently Argued Issue |
| FBKS | Failure Between Keyboard And Seat |
| FBOW | For Better Or Worse |
| FE | Fatal Error |
| FFPN | Fresh Fields And Pastures New |
| FO | Fuck Off |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend |
| FOCL | Falling Off Chair Laughing |
| FRED | Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTL | Faster Than Light |
| FTTB | For The Time Being |
| FUBAB | Fucked Up Beyond All Belief |
| FUBAR | Fucked Up Beyond All Reason / Recognition / Repair |
| FUBB | Fucked Up Beyond Belief |
| FUD | Fear, Uncertainty And Doubt |
| FYA | For Your Amusement |
| FYIFV | Fuck You, I'm Fully Vested |
| FYIV | Fuck You, I'm Vested |
| FYM | For Your Misinformation |
| FYYSOS | Fuck You, You Sack Of Shit |
| G | Grin |
| GA | Go Ahead |
| GBTW | Get Back To Work |
| GFC | Going For Coffee |
| GFETE | Grinning From Ear To Ear |
| GFN | Gone For Now |
| GHP | Good Hand Partner (for Online Card Games) |
| GIGO | Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GJIAGDVYCN | Go Jump In A God Damn Volcano, You Fucking Cave Newt |
| GL | Good Luck |
| GLLA | Great Lovers Love Alike |
| GLYASDI | God Loves You And So Do I |
| GMBO | Giggling My Butt Off |
| GMTFT | Great Minds Think For Themselves |
| GNBLFY | Got Nothing But Love For You |
| GRD | Grinning, Running And Ducking |
| GRMBL | Grumble |
| GRRRR | Growling |
| GSOAS | Go Sit On A Snake |
| GTGB | Got To Go, Bye |
| GTGP | Got To Go Pee |
| GTSY | Glad To See Ya |
| GYPO | Get Your Pants Off |
| HAB | Hot Asian Babe |
| HAGN | Have A Good Night |
| HAGO | Have A Good One |
| HAK | Hugs And Kisses |
| HB | Hurry Back |
| HD | Hold |
| HHIS | Hanging Head In Shame |
| HHO12K | Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding (hho1/2k) |
| HHOK | Ha Ha, Only Kidding |
| HIOOC | Help! I'm Out Of Coffee |
| HOHA | Hollywood Hacker |
| HTH | Hope This Helps |
| HUA | Heads Up Ace |
| HUYA | Head Up Your Ass |
| HW | Homework |
| IAC | In Any Case |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IAITS | It's All In The Subject |
| IANAC | I Am Not A Crook |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IBT | In Between Technology |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ |
| ID10T | Idiot |
| IEF | It's Esther's Fault |
| IFAB | I Found A Bug |
| IFU | I Fucked Up |
| IGGP | I Gotta Go Pee |
| IIIO | Intel Inside, Idiot Outside |
| IIMAD | If It Makes Any Difference |
| IIRC | If I Remember Correctly |
| IIWM | If It Were Me |
| ILICISCOMK | I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/spilt Coffee/crumbs/coke Over My Keyboard |
| ILY | I Love You |
| IM | Instant Messaging |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| IMPE | In My Previous/personal Experience |
| IMVHO | In My Very Humble Opinion |
| INMP | It's Not My Problem |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| IOH | I'm Outta Here |
| IOTTMCO | Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer |
| IPN | I'm Posting Naked |
| ISS | I Said So |
| ITM | In The Money |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean |
| IYO | In Your Opinion |
| IYSS | If You Say So |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| JC | Just Checking |
| BUGLY | Butt Ugly |
| JW | Just Wondering (wondered) |
| JAFO | Just Another Fucking Onlooker |
| JAS | Just A Second |
| JIC | Just In Case |
| JK | Just Kidding |
| JOOTT | Just One Of Those Things |
| JPYL | Just Pulling Your Leg |
| JYYC | Just Yanking Your Chain |
| KFY | Kiss For You |
| KIT | Keep In Touch |
| KMA | Kiss My Ass |
| KMRIA | Kiss My Royal Irish Arse |
| KOTC | Kiss On The Cheek |
| KWIM | Know What I Mean |
| KYPO | Keep Your Pants On |
| L8TR | Later |
| LAGNAF | Let's All Get Naked And Fuck! |
| LAQ | Lame Ass Quote |
| LD | Long Distance |
| LDTTWA | Let's Do The Time Warp Again |
| LIFO | Last In, First Out |
| LLTA | Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause |
| LMIRL | Let's Meet In Real Life |
| LMK | Let Me Know |
| LOPSOD | Long On Promises, Short On Delivery |
| LRF | Little Rubber Feet |
| LTNT | Long Time, No Talk |
| LTR | Long Term Relationship |
| LULAB | Love You Like A Brother |
| LULAS | Love You Like A Sister |
| LYL | Love Ya Lots |
| LYLAS | Love You Like A Sister |
| NA | Not Applicable Or Not Affiliated |
| NT | No Text |
| NAK | Nursing At Keyboard |
| NAP | Not A Problem |
| NAZ | Name, Address, Zip (also Means Nasdaq) |
| NBD | No Big Deal |
| NBIF | No Basis In Fact |
| NC | No Comment |
| NCG | New College Graduate |
| NFC | No Fucking Clue |
| NFI | No Fucking Idea |
| NFW | No Fucking Way |
| NG | New Gme |
| NIM | No Internal Message |
| NIMBY | Not In My Back Yard |
| NIMQ | Not In My Queue |
| NMP | Not My Problem |
| NOYB | None Of Your Business |
| NQOCD | Not Quite Our Class, Dear |
| NRG | Energy |
| NYCFS | New York City Finger Salute |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| OEM | Original Equipment Manufacturer |
| OLL | Online Love |
| OMDB | Over My Dead Body |
| OMFG | Oh My Fucking God |
| OMIK | Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard |
| ONNA | Oh No, Not Again! |
| OOC | Out Of Character |
| OOO | Out Of Office |
| OOTB | Out Of The Box Or Out Of The Blue |
| OOTC | Obligatory On Topic Comment |
| OS | Operating System |
| OT | Off Topic |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| OZ | Australia |
| PANS | Pretty Awesome New Stuff |
| PDOMA | Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass |
| PEBCAK | Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard |
| PIMP | Peeing In My Pants |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| PMP | Peeing My Pants |
| PO | Piss Off |
| POETS | Piss On Everyone, Tomorrow's Saturday |
| PONA | Person Of No Account |
| POS | Parent Over Shoulder |
| POV | Point Of View |
| RD | Research And Development |
| RR | Rest And Relaxation |
| RAT | Remotely Activated Trojan |
| RBTL | Read Between The Lines |
| REHI | Hello Again Or Re-hi |
| RFR | Really Fucking Rich |
| RFS | Really Fucking Soon |
| RKBA | Right To Keep And Bear Arms |
| RL | Real Life |
| RLF | Real Life Friend |
| RMLB | Read My Lips Baby |
| RMMM | Read My Mail Man! |
| RN | Right Now! |
| ROFLMAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTM | Right On The Money |
| RPG | Role Playing Games |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RTBS | Reason To Be Single |
| RTDOX | Read The Documentations |
| RTK | Return To Keyboard |
| RTM | Read The Manual |
| RYO | Roll Your Own |
| TAFN | That's All For Now |
| TAH | Take A Hike |
| TARFU | Things Are Really Fucked Up |
| TBA | To Be Advised |
| TBC | To Be Continued |
| TEOTWAWK | The End Of The World As We Know It |
| TFH | Thread From Hell |
| TFN | Thanks For Nothing Or Till Further Notice |
| THNX 1.0 | Thanks A Million |
| THX, THN | Thanks |
| TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| TIAIL | Think I Am In Love |
| TIC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TLA | Three Letter Acronym |
| TLGO | The List Goes On |
| TM | Trust Me |
| TMA | Too Many Acronyms |
| TMFA | Too Many Fucking Acronyms |
| TMI | Too Much Information |
| TMK | To My Knowledge |
| TMTOWTDI | There's More Than One Way To Do It |
| TNA | Temporarily Not Available |
| TOM | Tomorrow |
| TOS | Terms Of Service |
| TPC | The Phone Company |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TSR | Totally Stuck In Ram |
| TSWC | Tell Someone Who Cares |
| TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge |
| TTT | That's The Ticket Or To The Top |
| TTWIG | That's The Way It Goes |
| TTYL8R | Talk To You Later |
| TWIMC | To Whom It May Concern |
| TY | Thank You |
| UNPC | Unpolitically Correct |
| URW | You Are Welcome |
| URYY4M | You Are Too Wise For Me |
| VC | Venture Capital |
| VFM | Value For Money |
| VM | Voice Mail |
| VRBS | Virtual Reality Bullshit |
| WAI | What An Idiot |
| WAMBAM | Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar |
| WCA | Who Cares Anyway |
| WDYS | What Did You Say? |
| WDYT | What Do You Think? |
| WEG | Wicked Evil Grin |
| WFM | Works For Me |
| WG | Wicked Grin |
| WGAFF | Who Gives A Flying Fuck |
| WIIFM | What's In It For Me? |
| WIIWD | What It Is We Do |
| WIT | Wordsmith In Training |
| WITFITS | What In The Fuck Is This Shit |
| WOG | Wise Old Guy |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| WRT | With Regard To |
| WTB | Want To Buy |
| WTFRU | Who The Fuck Are You? |
| WTFWT | What The Fuck Was That? |
| WTGP | Want To Go Private? |
| WTMI | Way Too Much Information |
| WWDWIIWD | When We Do What It Is We Do |
| WYP | What's Your Problem? |
| WYRN | What's Your Real Name? |
| WYS | Whatever You Say |
| WYSITWIR | What You See Is Totally Worthless In Real Life |
| WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get |
| WYSLPG | What You See Looks Pretty Good |
| WYT | Whatever You Think |
| YA | Yet Another |
| YABA | Yet Another Bloody Acronym |
| YACC | Yet Another Calendar Company |
| YAFIYGI | You Asked For It, You Got It |
| YGIAGAM | Your Guess Is As Good As Mine |
| YGWYPF | You Get What You Pay For |
| YIC | Yours In Christ |
| YM | Young Man |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary |
| YNK | You Never Know |
| YSYD | Yeah, Sure You Do |
| YTTT | You Telling The Truth? |
| @TEOTD | At The End Of The Day |
| A41A14A | All For One And One For All |
| 4FRNFR | Forever And Ever |
| AAAAA | American Association Against Acronym Abuse |
| AAF | As A Friend |
| AAK | Asleep At Keyboard |
| AAMOI | As A Matter Of Interest |
| AAR | At Any Rate |
| AAR8 | At Any Rate |
| AAS | Alive And Smiling |
| AATK | Always At The Keyboard |
| AAYF | As Always, Your Friend |
| AB | Ass Backwards |
| ABITHIWT | A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush |
| ABT2 | About To |
| ACD | Alt Control Delete |
| ACE | Access Control Entry |
| ACK | Acknowledgement |
| ADAD | Another Day Another Dollar |
| ADBB | All Done Bye Bye |
| ADIH | Another Day In Hell |
| ADIP | Another Day In Paradise |
| ADR | Address |
| AEAP | As Early As Possible |
| AFAGAY | A Friend As Good As You |
| AFAHMASP | A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted |
| AFAICS | As Far As I Can See |
| AFAIU | As Far As I Understand |
| AFAIUI | As Far As I Understand It |
| AFAP | As Far As Possible |
| AFC | Away From Computer |
| AFDN | Any Fucking Day Now |
| AFIAA | As Far As I Am Aware |
| AFINIAFI | A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed |
| AFZ | Acronym Free Zone |
| AGKWE | And God Knows What Else |
| AIH | As It Happens |
| AIMB | As I Mentioned Before |
| AIMP | Always In My Prayers |
| AISE | As I Said Earlier |
| ALAP | As Late As Possible |
| ALOL | Actually Laughing Out Loud |
| ALTG | Act Locally, Think Globally |
| AMAP | As Many As Possible |
| ADN | Any Day Now |
| ANFSCD | And Now For Something Completely Different |
| ASAFP | As Soon As "friggin" Possible |
| ASLMH | Age/sex/location/music/hobbies? |
| ATW | All The Web Or Around The Web |
| AWOL | Absent Without Leave |
| AYK | As You Know |
| BC | Because |
| B4U | Before You |
| B4YKI | Before You Know It |
| BAG | Bursting A Gut |
| BAU | Business As Usual |
| BB4N | Bye-bye For Now |
| BBBG | Bye Bye Be Good |
| BBFN | Bye-bye For Now |
| BBIAS | Be Back In A Sec |
| BBIAW | Be Back In A While |
| BBSD | Be Back Soon Darling |
| BBSL | Be Back Sooner Or Later |
| BBT | Be Back Tomorrow |
| BCOZ | Because |
| BD | Big Deal |
| BEOS | Nudge |
| BFF | Best Friends Forever |
| BIOYN | Blow It Out Your Nose |
| BKA | Better Known As |
| BSF | But Seriously, Folks |
| BTDTGTS | Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt |
| BTHOOM | Beats The Heck Out Of Me |
| BW | Best Wishes |
| BYKT | But You Knew That |
| CB | Chat Brat |
| COB | Close Of Business |
| CP | Sleepy |
| CT | City |
| CUL | See You Later |
| CUL8ER | See You Later |
| CUNS | See You In School! |
| CY | Calm Yourself |
| CYL | See You Later |
| CYT | See You Tomorrow |
| DARFC | Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DF | Dear Friend |
| DH | Dear Hubby Or Husband |
| DIKU | Do I Know You |
| DL | Download |
| DNC | Does Not Compute |
| DUST | Did You See That? |
| DYOFDW | Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work |
| E123 | Easy As One, Two, Three |
| EAK | Eating At Keyboard |
| EL | Evil Laugh |
| EM | Excuse Me? |
| EULA | End-user License Agreement |
| FAQL | Frequently Asked Questions List |
| FAWC | For Anyone Who Cares |
| FF | Friends Forever |
| FISH | First In, Still Here |
| FITB | Fill In The Blanks |
| FOC | Free Of Charge |
| FOFL | Falling On Floor Laughing |
| FWD | Forward |
| GALGAL | Give A Little Get A Little |
| GBH | Great Big Hug |
| GDR | Grinning, Ducking And Running |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| HAGD | Have A Great Day |
| HF | Hello, Friend |
| HHOJ | Ha-ha, Only Joking |
| HHOS | Ha-ha, Only Being Serious |
| HHTYAY | Happy Holidays To You And Yours |
| HIH | Hope It Helps |
| HUGZ | Hugs |
| I 1DR | I Wonder |
| IANAE | I Am Not An Expert |
| IAT | I Am Tired |
| IBRB | I Will Be Right Back |
| ICBW | I Could Be Wrong |
| IDL | Ideal |
| IDM | It Does Not Matter |
| IGTP | I Get The Point |
| IHAIM | I Have Another Instant Message |
| IHNO | I Have No Opinion |
| IHTFP | I Have Truly Found Paradise |
| IIR | If I Remember Or If I Recall |
| IMS | I Am Sorry |
| ISTM | It Seems To Me |
| ISTR | I Seem To Remember |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean |
| IUM | If You Must |
| IYKWIMAI | If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do |
| JAD | Just Another Day |
| JM2C | Just My 2 Cents |
| JT | Just Teasing |
| KBD | Keyboard |
| KEWL | Cool |
| KIR | Keep It Real |
| KOK | Knock |
| LOLA | Laugh Out Loud Again |
| LOOL | Laughing Outragously Out Loud |
| LWR | Launch When Ready |
| LYLAB | Love You Like A Brother |
| M8 OR M8 | Mate Or Mates |
| MFD | Multi-function Device |
| MFG | Mit Freundlichen Gruessen |
| MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| MIHAP | May I Have Your Attention Please |
| MKOP | My Kind Of Place |
| MM | Market Maker |
| MMHA2U | My Most Humble Apologies To You |
| MOMPL | One Moment Please |
| MOO | Mud, Object-oriented |
| MOOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| MORF | Male Or Female? |
| MOSS | Member Of The Same Sex |
| MOTAS | Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
| MOTD | Message Of The Day |
| MOTSS | Members Of The Same Sex |
| MTBF | Mean Time Between Failure |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| MUBAR | Messed Up Beyond All Recognition |
| MWBRL | More Will Be Revealed Later |
| N1 | Nice One |
| N2M | Not To Mention |
| NALOPKT | Not A Lot Of People Know That |
| IAYL | In A While |
| NE1 | Anyone |
| NE1 ER | Anyone Here? |
| NTK | Nice To Know |
| NTYMI | Now That You Mention It |
| NUFF | Enough Said |
| NW | No Way! |
| OK | All Correct |
| ONNTA | Oh No, Not This Again |
| OOF | Out Of Facility |
| OOI | Out Of Interest |
| OTP | On The Phone |
| OTTOMH | Off The Top Of My Head |
| OUSU | Oh, You Shut Up |
| PD | Public Domain |
| PDQ | Pretty Darn Quick |
| PM | Personal Message |
| PMIGBOM | Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth |
| PMJI | Pardon My Jumping In |
| POOF | Good-bye |
| PS | Post Script |
| PU | That Stinks |
| PZA | Pizza |
| QL | Quit Laughing! |
| QS | Quit Scrolling |
| QT | Cutie |
| RBAY | Right Back At Ya |
| RE | Regards Or Hello Again |
| RFD | Request For Discussion |
| ROTFLOL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
| RTFAQ | Read The Faq File |
| RUMORF | Are You Male Or Female |
| RUUP4IT | Are You Up For It |
| RX | Regards |
| S2R | Send To Receive |
| S4L | Spam For Life |
| SBTA | Sorry, Being Thick Again |
| SCNR | Sorry, Could Not Resist |
| SED | Said Enough Darling |
| SF | Surfer Friendly Or Science Fiction |
| SFAIAA | So Far As I Am Aware |
| SFETE | Smiling From Ear To Ear |
| SH | Shit Happens |
| SITCOMS | Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage |
| SITD | Still In The Dark |
| SLIRK | Smart Little Rich Kid |
| SMAIM | Send Me An Instant Message |
| SME | Subject Matter Expert |
| SMEM | Send Me E-mail |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal, All Fucked Up |
| SNAG | Sensitive New Age Guy |
| SNERT | Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager |
| SOHF | Sense Of Humor Failure |
| SOL | Shit Out Of Luck |
| SOP | Standard Operating Procedure |
| SORG | Straight Or Gay? |
| SRO | Standing Room Only |
| SSDD | Same Shit Different Day |
| SSEWBA | Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms |
| STM | Spank The Monkey |
| STR8 | Straight |
| STYS | Speak To You Soon |
| SUYF | Shut Up You Fool |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| SWAK | Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss |
| SWDYT | So What Do You Think? |
| SYS | See You Soon |
| TAS | Taking A Shower |
| TCB | The Trouble Came Back! |
| TDM | Too Darn Many |
| TFDS | That Is For Darn Sure |
| TGIF | Thank God It Is Friday |
| THX OR T | Thanks |
| TLK2UL | Talk To You Later |
| TNC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TNX | Thanks |
| TOT | Tons Of Time |
| TP | Team Player |
| TTG | Time To Go |
| TTS | Text To Speech |
| TTUL | Talk To You Later |
| TVN | Thank You Very Much |
| TXS | Thanks |
| UL | You Will? |
| UR | You Are? |
| URWS | You Are Wise |
| VBG | Very Big Grin |
| VBS | Very Big Smile |
| VEG | Very Evil Grin |
| VSF | Very Sad Face |
| WAD | Without A Doubt |
| WBS | Write Back Soon |
| WC | Who Cares? |
| WF | Way Fun |
| WISP | Winning Is So Pleasureable |
| WNOHGB | Were No One Has Gone Before |
| WT | Without Thinking |
| WTTM | Without Thinking To Much |
| WU | What Is Up |
| WWY | Where Were You? |
| WYCM | Will You Call Me? |
| WYWH | Wish You Were Here |
| XI10 | Exciting |
| XME | Excuuuuse Me |
| XOXO | Hugs And Kisses |
| YA YAYA | Yet Another Ya-ya (as In Yo-yo) |
| YCT | Your Comment To |
| YHM | You Have Mail |
| YKW | You Know What? |
| YW | You Are Welcome |
| ZZZ | Sleeping, Bored, Tired |
| :)S | Smiles |
| ABRS | Abbreviations |
| SBIA | Stands Back In Amazement |
| 1 | One |
| 3 | Three |
| 4 | Four |
| 5 | Five |
| 6 | Six |
| 7 | Seven |
| 8 | Eight |
| 9 | Nine |
| 10 | Ten |
| 0 | Zero |
| NSFW | Not Safe For Work |
| WE | Weekend |
| LOL | Lots Of Love |
| IHTFP | I Hate This Fucking Place |
| ROFLCOPTER | Roll On Floor Laughing Copter (it's Funny And It Flies) |
| LOLLERSKATES | Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity On Wheels; Funny Plus Skates |
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| 1337 | Leet Or Elite |
| PWNED | Owned - Much Better; "he Got Pwned By The Better Player") |
| PWNAGE | Ownage - The Act Of Pwning |
| NOOB | New Person - Noobie (often Derogatory; "your Such A Noob!") |
| N00B | Noobie (new Person) |
| LOLERSKATES | Laugh Out Loud +skates |
| LMFAO | Laughing My Fucking Ass Off |
| PMPF | Piss My Pants Funny |
| SMPF | Shit My Pants Funny |
| MOFO | Mother Fucker |
| L33T | Elite (also "1337" - A Method Of Writing Using Numbers Instead Of Letters) |
| NF | Nucking Futs (fucking Nuts) |
| NVM | Nevermind |
| FBUGLY | Fucking Butt Ugly |
| FUBIO | Fuck You Buddy I'm Out |
| FTTYYGTS | Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit |
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| FTMFW | For The Mother Fucking Win |
| FTMFWB | For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches |
| FTITM | First Thing In The Morning |
| FTBSITTTD | Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down |
| FTFTFWMF | Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers |
| FSCK | File System Check |
| RTFM | Read The Fucking Manual |
| JOO | You |
| 1457 | Last |
| HH | Hold Hands |
| LQTM | Laughing Quietly To Myself |
| TBH | To Be Honest |
| 4 | For |
| 2N8 | Two And Eight (right Old State) |
| SFW | Safe For Work |
| NH | Nice Hand (used In Poker) |
| ZOMG | Oh My God (sarcastic Variant) |
| HACK | To Use Something Not In Its Intended Manner. |
| DINK | Double Income No Kids |
| DND | Do Not Disturb |
| TFR | Thanks For Reading |
| NINJA | No Income, No Job, Or Assets |
| FTW | For The Win |
| FIWDIM | Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday... |
| :) | Happy Smile |
| <3 | A Heart |
| @}---\- | A Rose |
| (-: | Happy Smile |
| O :-) | An Angel |
| :-|| | Angry |
| :-o zz | Bored |
| :^) | Broken Nose |
| :-< | Cheated |
| <|-) | Chinese |
| *<:o) | Clown |
| :-| | Determined |
| S:) | Elvis Smiling |
| <*((((< | Fish |
| 8:-) | Glasses On Head |
| :' ) | Happy And Crying |
| :-~) | Having A Cold |
| (_8^(!) | Homer Simpson |
| %-} | Intoxicated |
| :-* | Kiss |
| :-D | Laugher |
| :-{} | Lip Stick |
| @@@@:) | Marge Simpson |
| <:-| | Monk / Nun |
| :-|/:-I | No Face/poker Face |
| :-X | Not Saying A Word |
| -6% | Not Very Clever |
| ~(=@>) | Pig |
| -:-) | Punk |
| :-# | Razes |
| :-( | Sad |
| :( | Sad, Without Nose |
| :-9 | Salivating |
| :-\ | Sceptical |
| : @ | Shouting |
| :-(0) | Shouting |
| |-I | Sleeping |
| (-.-) | Sleeping |
| :-) | Smiley |
| :-)= | Smiling With A Beard |
| #:-) | Smiling With A Fur Hat |
| :-)8 | Smiling With Bow Tie |
| d:-) | Smiling With Cap |
| &:-) | Smiling With Curls |
| 8-) | Smiling With Glasses |
| {:-) | Smiling With Hair |
| (:-) | Smiling With Helmet |
| :-( ) | Smiling With Mouth Open |
| C|:-) | Smiling With Top Hat |
| [:-) | Smiling With Walkman |
| :-? | Smoking A Pipe |
| |-O | Snoring |
| (_x_) | Sore Bum |
| :p | Stick Your Tongue Out |
| :-P | Sticking Tongue Out |
| B-) | Sunglasses |
| B:-) | Sunglasses On Head |
| :-<> | Surprised |
| :-v | Talking |
| :-w | Talking With Two Tongues |
| }:-( | Toupee Blowing In The Wind |
| ;-) | Twinkle |
| ;) | Twinkle, Without Nose |
| :=) | Two Noses |
| =|:-)= | Uncle Sam |
| :-c | Unhappy |
| @:-) | Using A Turban |
| >:-( | Very Angry |
| :-{) | With A Moustache |
| :-O | Wow |
| \_/\_/ | Drinks For Two |
| @ | At |
